Finally, our long national nightmare is over. I am ecstatic to announce that the coronavirus has been defeated thanks to the Herculean efforts of Gal Gadot, Mark Ruffalo, Kristen Wiig, Amy Adams, and a dozen more famous faces to get together and record a line from John Lennon's "Imagine" on their cell phones and, ah, I'm now being handed a second report that the video has not, in fact, defeated the coronavirus and is just vaguely uncomfortable to watch all the way through. My apologies. No, really, sorry, that's a mean way to describe what is clearly …