After weeks of con cancellations, festival postponements, and movie premiere push-backs, the coronavirus may have just claimed its most major event. USA Today reports that the 2020 Olympic Games—set to begin in Tokyo on July 24—will be postponed, most likely until 2021. The news comes courtesy of International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound, because whoever is in charge of this insane simulation has officially lost all sense of subtlety. “On the basis of the information the IOC has, postponement has been decided,” Pound told USA Today in a phone interview. “The parameters going forward have not been …