Hope you weren't planning on having a chill Friday afternoon on the internet, because Martin Scorsese went ahead and publicly had an opinion on the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Comparing superhero movies to theme parks, the director of upcoming The Irishman simply said: “I tried, you know? But that’s not cinema." Scorsese then came to my apartment personally, called me a "Marvel shill POS" and then scratched up my copy of Spider-Man for PS4 real good with his car keys. Once I recovered from the wreckage, I saw that one of the more measured responses came from someone …