Suggesting that a sad, extremely vocal minority of idiots on the internet don't actually matter in the slightest, Captain Marvel has blasted off to a $153 million debut domestically. Worldwide, the film—directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck—is downright eaving the stratosphere, adding another $302 million for a global total $455 million. This marks the second highest global opening for a superhero film behind Avengers: Infinity War and the highest ever for a female-fronted film. (Beating out the previous record holder, Beauty and the Beast.) With the budget for the Brie Larson-starring film sitting around $…