The Comebacks

Coach Lambeau Fields (David Koechner, who director Tom Brady says in the audio commentary has a nudity clause in his contracts that require him to appear naked) is pathetic. He has the distinction of being the worst coach in the history of sports anyone can recall. A loser of enormous proportions, the incompetent and seemingly hopeless coach has a job he is finally proud of producing the DNA building blocks of the noble Sea Biscuit lineage, when he is convinced by fellow coach Freddie Wiseman (Carl Weathers) to return to the field for one last shot. Assuring his long suffering wife, Barb (Melora Hardin), that he will not ignore his family again, Coach moves them (after they run and catch up to the leaving Coach in the family's station wagon) to Plainfolk, Texas where he hopes to redeem himself and his reputation. Here he begins yet another attempt to improve his abysmal record – this time as the coach of the football team at Heartland State University, where he is saddled with a team of leg assaulting misfits – most of whom don't know the difference between a noseguard and an athletic cup or a line of scrimmage and a line at the cafeteria.