Folks, Disney’s $125 million adaptation of Artemis Fowl was finally dumped released on Disney+ this weekend after a year of delays and reshoots. The story of a boy genius searching for his missing father and nearly starting a race war with the magical world of faeries, the movie is the kind of expensive gibberish that sends studio executives flying out of their penthouse windows. (Luckily, Disney learned to put bouncy castles on the roofs of all of their valet stands after John Carter and The Lone Ranger.) It’s not just bad – it is astoundingly, fascinatingly awful, a film …