When Benjamin Franklin said the only things certain in life were death and taxes, he clearly didn't have the foresight to think about a film and television industry eager to reboot and remake properties back from the dead with regularity. I mean, I can't blame him, the guy was too busy getting struck by lightning to even comprehend what the words "film" and "television" could mean. Anyway, speaking of death, Deadline reports we're getting a remake of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. The original film was released in 1991, earning negative reviews in theaters …