At best, The Unholy is a horror flick fit for tweens who aren’t ready for gore, terrifying scenes, or much in the ways of story or subtext. Simply put, it’s sinfully dull.

Is everyone familiar with W.W. Jacobs' short horror tale The Monkey's Paw? In which a married couple comes into possession of a mummified trinket that grants wishes, but each request comes at an unspeakable price? Good, because we're living it. After a few weeks of dunking on Disney for not having "Baby Yoda" merch on deck after the premiere of The Mandalorian, the company has responded, first with these bargain Etsy knockoffs, and now with a "talking" Baby Yoda plush from Hasbro that appears to mock both God and science with its uncanny cries. This thing could …