Way back in the year of our lord 1983, Nicolas Cage and Deborah Foreman starred in Valley Girl, about a sheltered rich girl who falls in love with a bad boy rocker from the wrong side of the tracks. (The 80s were an incredible time.) MGM announced a remake back in 2017, and after several years of delays, the film is finally being released this summer, with a trailer that just dropped today. Valley Girl reimagines the original film as a full-blown pop musical, with the cast regularly breaking into choreographed numbers around popular songs of the early 80s, …