Waiting is the hardest part. This is a constantly true fact, though that doesn't make it any easier to swallow. And today, on November 4, 2020, it is an especially difficult fact. I'm talking about, of course, the American release of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run. In an alternate timeline, we would've already seen this film in theaters on Memorial Day weekend this year. Instead, thanks to something that rhymes with "schomonaschmirus," the new SpongeBob Movie is heading to Netflix starting tomorrow, November 5! Great news, right? Well, for most of the world, yes; per …