The European Space Agency wants to send a massive claw into orbit to clean up space junk and steer any debris back into the Earth's atmosphere to be burned up.

Netflix’s the goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow comes with its work cut out for it. It knows it will attract hate-watchers and the morbidly curious seeking a behind-the-scenes glimpse into the company that’s championed ingesting moon juice while selling a $75 dollar candle purported to smell like company founder Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. And there’s no doubt the first six-episodes of the goop lab leans right into those stereotypes, showing an Instagram-accessible world of happy “goopers” learning about what is commonly considered junk science. But, at the same time, it’s hard …

By his own admission, director J.J. Abrams is bad at endings. “I’ve never been great at endings,” Abrams told The New York Times. “I don’t actually think I’m good at anything, but I know how to begin a story. Ending a story is tough.” So perhaps it should come as no surprise that Abrams’ grand conclusion to the Skywalker Saga, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, is a failure. The nature of the failure is also not entirely unexpected if you look at Abrams’ filmography. A skilled mimic, Abrams has trouble drilling down on the finer …

Picture, just for a moment, a world where the upcoming Cats movie looks normal. A world where respected director Tom Hooper took the respected Broadway musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber and made a completely respectable adaptation. Perhaps by using similar prosthetics to the stage, perhaps with a "stripped down" aesthetic, perhaps fully animated. Seems nice, right? Instead, we live in "reality," and in "reality," the Cats movie looks utterly insane and star Jason Derulo has to talk about how they airbrushed his penis out of the final product and none of this is a typo! Appearing on Andy Cohen's …

Another week, another flying car's worth of questions following Watchmen episode 3, "She Was Killed By Space Junk", a title that's possibly a reference to the Devo song "Space Junk", but having seen the contents of Laurie Blake's briefcase, might also just be a way of saying someone had sex with Doctor Manhattan. Laurie Blake! (née Jupiter) Here at last, played by the always-incredible Jean Smart, who is making a habit of showing up to inject weary grief into trippy superhero series. (See also: Legion.) "Space Junk" largely pushes the mystery of Judd Crawford's …