Every single time I watch Tom Hooper's Cats—which, for the record, is at minimum twice a week—I wonder if any ingredient could have made this mind-melding stew of horny CGI abominations any more potent. Of course, there's a right answer. And of course that answer is Hugh Jackman, one of the most earnest, committed-to-cheese actors in Hollywood, who recently revealed he was this close to putting on a mo-cap suit and gyrating his balls at a milk machine. (Presumably.) "Umm… yep," the Australian actor told The Daily Beast when asked if his …