Artemis Fowl is based off a series of best-selling young adult novels. It combines high tech with mythological creatures led by a kid who's a criminal mastermind. This should be a slam-dunk, but Kenneth Branagh's adaptation is a chore. I'm not exactly sure where this movie went so wrong, whether it was at a script level or in its reshoots, but the result is a movie that goes pretty much nowhere, and I mean that literally. For a film that teased some globetrotting adventure and a wild journey, Artemis Fowl is largely a siege picture …