Look, we're not gonna' sugarcoat it, things are looking pretty rough out there. Thanks to the rapidly-spreading coronavirus, we've basically hit the part of the movie where a scientist played by, like, Thomas Middleditch is saying "stay home or we won't be able to contain this thing" and an army general played by a Clancy Brown-type is like "get this nerd out of my war room." Don't listen to the Clancy Brown-type, folks. Listen to Hollywood's three dads, Tom Hanks, Idris Elba, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Take this seriously. Stay home if you …