Pre, the upcoming Predator prequel from Dan Trachtenberg, will be the first film ever to get a full Comanche language dub.

To quote one of modern philosophy's most esteemed thinkers: "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?" A sound question, Mr. 2 Dope, and one of many I'm left with following the second episode of Watchmen, titled "Martial Feats of Comanche Horsemanship", which ended with an Unidentified Flying Whoziwatzit descending from the night sky and carrying Will Reeves (Louis Gossett Jr.) off to freedom. This, after brutally violent flashbacks, shocking familial revelations, meta stories-within-stories, and former Sleepy Hollow star Tom Mison finally providing the vital Blue Dick Energy that any worthwhile Watchmen adaptation must deliver. A lot to …