This was no spit take.

Quibi is living up to every surreal expectation we could have imagined and I'm losing my mind over it. Everything on this network is like a throwaway 30 Rock joke come to life. The new streaming service delivers its content in 10-minutes-or-less chapters, which can be a detriment to something like, say, a show called Murder House Flip. Turns out you need more than six minutes to tastefully discuss the murder and dismemberment of real people, no matter how nice of a gazebo you can build. But woo boy, the system works like gangbusters for something …