As a kid, I had no clue that the Saturday morning cartoons I watched religiously were glorified toy commercials all gussied up in action-packed animation and laser gun shoot-em-ups, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I actually rather miss the connection between seeing imaginative adventures play out for a half hour in action cartoons and then acting out your own stories in the real world with your toys and neighborhood friends. And it's to that childhood bit of nostalgia that I reach back to in order to say that I wish Hasbro's …