What if, instead of being a maximalist comedy with Leonardo DiCaprio giving a wild physical performance at its center, The Wolf of Wall Street was a quieter, dryer, and more incisively cutting commentary on greed? Then you might have something like, well, Greed, the forthcoming cringe comedy from dynamic duo Michael Winterbottom and Steve Coogan. British comedy fans rejoice: We've got the first trailer here. Coogan, with excellent looking hair, plays fashion magnate Richard McCreadie, a man who's stooped to any and every level to amass his retail empire. After a scandal alongside his wife Samantha (Isla Fisher) …