Let this mystery be solved.

Remember when physical media was cool?

The Weekend Update jokes write themselves.

Michael Crichton wept...

Are dinosaurs next to be revived?

Big lols here.

This is mad, man.

Yogurt would be proud of this merchandise.

I guess GAF won't be getting into the horror genre.

Am I missing out on all the fun by not remembering my own dreams?

John Wick was impressed by Ana de Armas' Ballerina.

She's a real champ for all of this.

He had "no idea."

We're going to need some burn cream for these burns.

Let's get this flick shaking and stirring, Amazon!

Is Affleck back in the field?

She's more than an expert.

Is James Marsden a Noah/Allie shipper?

Spoilers: there are no good humans in this movie.

Introducing “the internet’s original boyfriend.”