Bad Grandpa

Billy is sitting in the waiting room of a lawyer's office. His mother Kimmie comes out to grab him and tells him they are going to see his grandfather. Irving Zisman is sitting in the waiting room of a hospital, reading a magazine and looking at racy photos. A nurse comes in to inform Irving that his wife has died. After a brief moment of silence, Irving starts laughing, overjoyed that his wife is dead. Irving leaves the hospital to get himself a “happy-ending” massage or strip tease, but unfortunately for him, the massage parlor and strip club are closed. Desperate, he sticks his penis into the slot of a vending machine. That is when he gets himself stuck and starts asking onlookers for help.