Quibi, the forthcoming streaming network boasting bite-sized episodes designed squarely for your phone (or should we say vertically for your phone?), just announced a new series that sounds, to put it succinctly, bonkers. Via Variety, the new show stars Kevin Hart as himself and John Travolta as a raving lunatic. It is called, of course: Die Hart. It's real. And I'm here for it. The Quibi show will star Hart as a fictionalized version of himself: A comedic actor sick and tired of being typecast as the goofball who can't be taken seriously. He wants to …