No, this isn’t an update of the eternally underrated Brian de Palma/Nicolas Cage 1998 boxing fever dream Snake Eyes. The upcoming Snake Eyes is a darker spinoff of the G.I. Joe universe starring Crazy Rich Asians’ Henry Golding as the title role, a mysterious operative who wears a mask, rocks a sword AND an uzi, and terminates his targets with extreme prejudice. In the previous two G.I. Joe films, Snake Eyes was played by Darth Maul himself, Ray Park. Now, in this origin story, Golding will don the mask alongside Samara Weaving, who recently crushed in …