Nick Miller is pretty much all of us. His character on New Girl is living proof that even during adulthood, we still have no idea what we're doing or what is going on at any given moment. At least this is the case for most of us, if we're gonna be completely honest here. We love Nick Miller as the cynical grouch who panic orders 200 dollars worth of Chinese food, is obsessed with "The Cotton Eye Joe", and desperately wants everyone to know that he's from Chicago. "Thin crust pizza? No thank you."