Thirteen years ago today, mild-mannered super-human newspaper photographer Peter Parker (Tobey Maquire) aggressively styled his hair like his mom just dropped him off at the 2009 Bamboozle Festival, put on the same outfit My Chemical Romance wore on the "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge" tour, and bopped his way down the New York streets to some James Brown, looking about as un-cool as a person can physically look before they literally transform into a Steely Dan cassette. The scene, from Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3, is one of the most divisive, criticized moments from a film …